The COVID Chronicles – Part 1
The COVID Chronicles – Part 1

So, I was finally building my throne in a secret place in the warehouse where IC could never find it when I suddenly found myself short on nails. Now, our website has been disconnected for seven years (totally Bug’s fault because he wanted a fiber connection and I told him no and then he tried […]

The COVID Chronicles – Part 1
The Presidential Look
The Presidential Look

As part of my gathering of the Presidential office, Sergeant Fluffy Town and I decided that my look would need to drastically change into something more presidential. I went through tons of ideas and ended up stealing a bunch of makeup from Spherx and Cora…yes Cora uses makeup and we all know Spherx has been […]

The Presidential Look
TCBO1
TCBO1

Well it is that time again, you know the time to begin to think about voting. After a long time sitting on the sidelines I think it is finally time for me to put my hat in the ring. So today I officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States of America. I […]

TCBO1
The Idiot Bachelor
The Idiot Bachelor

I cannot stop…I must not stop…So listen, I just found out about the show the Bachelor. Wow, all I can say is Wow! This guy Pete is one hell of a MAN! He can fly, he has good looks, and he has what seems to be what all ladies want! I was so not expecting […]

The Idiot Bachelor
The Smell of Death
The Smell of Death

There is this funny thing that humans do called Composting…basically you save all of your old leftovers and coffee and then make it moldy and then feed it to plants. Well, I am not sure the limit of that but I ended up buying a whole bunch of Venus Fly Traps a couple weeks ago […]

The Smell of Death
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The COVID Chronicles – Part 3

Okay… so this is fucked up. Remember that guy who was putting nails into that can? Well, just as I approached him, the can blew up! His face is pretty much gone and he has no hands. But because...

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Monkey Business

Spherx has been acting very strange recently and actually leaving the domain. What is he up to I wondered for about 10 seconds until I saw Cora stuffing a pillow with extra fluff…What is she up to…I wondered for...

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The COVID Chronicles – Part 2

I can still hear the howls at 8pm. They aren’t as frequent, but they’re there. They must be in retreat because it seems humanity is making a comeback. As I shelter from the super-wolves, another presence has stormed the...

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The COVID Chronicles – Part 1

So, I was finally building my throne in a secret place in the warehouse where IC could never find it when I suddenly found myself short on nails. Now, our website has been disconnected for seven years (totally Bug’s...

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Heatteded

It is soooooo hot! Spherx will not turn down the temperature in the Domain, he keeps saying you need to learn to appreciate the money we spend. I will tell you this, I am so hot I have lost...

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Dance Baby Dance

I have been watching a lot of videos on Youtube…Like a lot a lot. Mostly what my viewing history consists of recently are these dance videos where they make dances to songs and get all spicy. I have been...

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The Presidential Look

As part of my gathering of the Presidential office, Sergeant Fluffy Town and I decided that my look would need to drastically change into something more presidential. I went through tons of ideas and ended up stealing a bunch...

Read More...

TCBO1

Well it is that time again, you know the time to begin to think about voting. After a long time sitting on the sidelines I think it is finally time for me to put my hat in the ring....

Read More...

The Idiot Bachelor

I cannot stop…I must not stop…So listen, I just found out about the show the Bachelor. Wow, all I can say is Wow! This guy Pete is one hell of a MAN! He can fly, he has good looks,...

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Spherx and The “Job”

Ugh…What a week. Spherx thinks he is gonna get to me with his make the Domain great again thing…He made us all get jobs. Like actual jobs to pay for the things that happen around here. Well fuck him…So...

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The Smell of Death

There is this funny thing that humans do called Composting…basically you save all of your old leftovers and coffee and then make it moldy and then feed it to plants. Well, I am not sure the limit of that...

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Names on Names

I need more Swear Names!

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